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Thursday, March 8th, 2012
11:31 am


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current mood: loved

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Thursday, November 12th, 2009
9:18 am

"Why, you're just an ordinary sex criminal!" (spoken in a British accent)

current mood: curious

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Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
11:38 pm

"I'm not picky. As long as she's smart and pretty. And sweet. And gentle and tender and refined and lovely and carefree...."

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Thursday, March 19th, 2009
9:11 pm

1. "what about our pajamas?" // "you wanna look nice in case theres an earthquake, dont you?"
2. "whats the commode story?"
3. "wiping out the human race? thats a great idea. thats great. but more of a long-term thing. i mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals." (( twelve monkeys ))
4.  "i think what shes trying to say is that you black boys pack too much meat."
5. "what do you think? you think they stand a chance? well youre on their side, arent you?"
6. "why shouldn't i let him die? // i love him. // you keep saying that, but i dont see it."
7. "when i saw him on the computer, it said 'the butcher of cadiz.' i thought it was a profession, not a headline." (( hitch ))
8. "nice shoes, by the way." // "thank you. youll be able to afford a pair of your own in a couple of days."
9. "no, you dont know. no, you dont know. youve just always been this fucking thing that swallows me."
10. "you say this is your safety? well this is my boot, soldier, and it will fit up your ass with the proper amount of force!" (( black hawk down ))

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Saturday, February 28th, 2009
12:33 am


1. "they're filming midgets!" (( in bruges ))
2. "it is beyond my control." (( dangerous liaisons ))
3. "is that you john wayne? is this me?"
4. "if i could be half the human being bob is at the cost of being a poof, i'd have to think about it. not for very long, but i'd have to pause."
5. "we're not up to feature film length yet."
6. "why, i called you bow-legged." // "i was going to prove to you that i wasnt." (( the shop around the corner ))
7. "sometimes i want sweet. sometimes i want sour. sometimes i dont know what i want."
8. "i thought you didnt like elton john."
9. "fucking catalina wine mixer!"
10. "i remember reading somewhere that men learn to love the person that they're attracted to, and that women become more and more attracted to the person that they love." (( sex lies and videotape ))

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Friday, January 16th, 2009
1:57 pm

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies that you have on DVD. I do this way too often to just do my favorites, so I’ll just do movies I like
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote dialogue from each movie.
3. Post them in your own LJ for everyone to guess, but not before you take a crack at these!
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No Googling/using IMDb search functions

On with the Quotes!!Collapse )

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Saturday, November 8th, 2008
10:10 pm

"I don't care if you think I'm racist, I just care that you think I'm thin." - Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic

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Tuesday, November 4th, 2008
10:36 pm

"A girl like you comes along once in a lifetime."

"I can't help you. I work for senor psychopath now."

"Cubs win world series?"

"If you don't let me gut this house and make it my own I will go insane and I will take you with me!"

"I want a wrestling buddy from Tonka!"

"Why does Andrew get to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up! It will be anarchy!"

current mood: chipper

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Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
4:04 pm

1. "Where did you take my wife?"
"She's dead, sir. They took her to the morgue."
"The Morgue?! She'll be furious!"

2. "When a man's jawbone drops off it's time to reassess the situation."

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Sunday, September 28th, 2008
2:55 pm - Famous Movie Monologues

I came up with (what I think is) a fun new idea for the community. I thought we could try and recite a popular monologue or just any collection of speech from a movie. Someone starts and then others comment with the next line, one or two sentences at a time. Try not to repeat but carry it as far as it will go! I won't give the movie, so that's up to be guessed as well.

Here we go:

Dear Red: if you're reading this, you've gotten out.

current mood: excited

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Saturday, September 27th, 2008
7:21 pm


1.  "I went to bed in my shithole apartment and I woke up in an actual shithole." - Saw

2.  "What's this? You're ____'s protector? From asshole to angel? I must have missed the great transformation!"

3.  "Does anyone know another word for "douchebaggery"? I don't want to use it a third time." - Sydney White

4.  A:  "Can I ask you a personal question?"  
     B:   "Nine inches."

5. "No hugging, dear. I'm British. We only show affection to dogs and horses." - What a Girl Wants

6.  "The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you." - Sex and the City: The Movie
7.  "You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car." - Good Will Hunting

8.  "Whenever I'm in a room with a guy, no matter who it is - a date my dentist, anybody - I think, If we were the last two people on Earth, would I puke if he kissed me?" - Girls just want to have fun

9.  " FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!" - Hackers

10.  "My soul is an island, my car is a Ford." - She's All That

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Wednesday, September 24th, 2008
11:35 pm

1. "don't forget your audience."
2. " are you sure you were talking about water skis? from where i sat it looked as though you were conjugating some irregular verbs."
3. "do you really believe in the perfect murder?" // "yes, absolutely. on paper, that is."
4. "she must've been a very special woman, your mother." // "no. she was just me mum."
5. "i think my hands slipping..." // "okay, okay. fine, ill go out with you."
6. "operation: thong has commenced."
7. "respect the cock!"
8. "a lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. disproportionate, i meant."
9. "hes 22 years old. but its not like im rushing into anything, ive known him for 26 years! its complicated."
10. "no, man, if you want to kiss her, you go ahead and you kiss her! ...you just take her, then kiss her. kiss the crap out of her!"

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5:12 pm

1. "At 26, my music career was over, I had never kissed a boy, and I was still sleeping with mom." Hedwig and the Angry Inch

2. "You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it." Juno

3. "Some people feel like they don't deserve love. They walk away quietly into empty spaces, trying to close the gaps of the past."

4. "You idiot... You realize that's probably the most valuable thing we own?"
"Not anymore, it isn't." Atonement

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Thursday, September 25th, 2008
12:08 am

1.     There is a story about the Greek Gods; they were bored so they invented human beings, but they were still bored so they invented love, then they weren't bored any longer. So they decided to try love for themselves. And finally, they invented laughter, so they could stand it.

2.     A.   I like you, very much. 
        B.   Ah, apart from the smoking and the drinking, the vulgar mother and... ah, the verbal diarrhea. 
        C.   No, I like you very much. Just as you are.

3.     I'll hire the muscular descendants of Roman gods to do the heavy lifting.

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Wednesday, September 24th, 2008
3:50 pm

1. "One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal." - In Bruges

2. "My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul." - Transamerica

3. "I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary." - Sex and the City

4. "My flattery makes you uncomfortable? Because compliments in your family are usually for some else. The elder sister. That's something I understand. What it is to be the second child. Forever in the shadows." - The Other Boleyn Girl

5. "Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood." - Donnie Darko

6. "The name on the front of the shirt is more important than the one on the back." - Goal

7. "At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here but stardust." - Sunshine

8. "I can't become king if someone else already sits on the throne." - Easter Promises

9. "I'm an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider!"

10. "It's not like I'm a lesbian or anything. I'm attracted to the person. It's just that all the people I've been attracted to happen to be girls." - Election

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Friday, September 19th, 2008
9:48 pm


1.  "Oh please... she's a heartbeat away from tattooing your name on her ass. "  -  Center Stage

2.  "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"  -  Fight Club

3.  "How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?"  -  Cool Runnings

4.  "Woo-Wee, you caught me in my birthday suit, butt-naked! " - Crybaby

5.  "Did you see the one where Papa Smurf took a crutch and smashed the shit out of a guy with a red hat? Did you see that one? You want to see that one?"

6.  "Well, if you can't raise fifty-thousand dollars with an impromptu carwash, I guess it just wasn't in the cards."  -  Dodgeball

7.  " I can endure more pain than anyone you've ever met. That's why I can beat anyone I've ever met. "

8.  "It's my lucky rabbit's foot. I got it off that dead guy over there. "

9.   "Let me tell you something, my dear. Those instructions were written by a fellow in Japan when they made this damn thing. They were probably translated by some gringo who was an expatriate American that couldn't get a job in this country. And then the Japanese guy probably translated him just to double check on him. You don't need these instructions. Not at all. Tear them up."

10.  "She's drunk! She's never had more than one glass of wine her entire life and she chooses today to show up totally zonked! "  -  Parent Trap

11. "I need a new name. One that's not all worn out from being called so much."

12.  "Come out, come out, wherever you are. "

13.  "Sir, I am president of the Electronics Club, the Math Club, and the Chess Club. Now if there's a bigger nerd in here, please ... point him out. "  -  The Day after Tomorrow

14.  "All women have a garden, and a garden needs a big hose to water it... or a small hose... as long as it works."  -  Now and Then

15.  "I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel!"  -  In the Army Now
16.  "Mom, I think I'm being chased by a Psychiatrist. "

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Thursday, September 18th, 2008
8:20 pm


1. "You think you can step into my hood, slinging game at my girl, drinking my boy's brew, and expect not to be scrappin' directly?"

2. "Rule number one, don't propose to a girl on a bus. Rule number two, don't tell her it's because you had a bad dream."

3. "You never know what you're gonna get."

4. "Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area."

5. "Why is everything so heavy in the future, is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?"

6. "Two mice fall in a bowl of cream. The first mouse quickly gives up and drowns, the second mouse struggles so much he eventually chruns that cream into butter and walks out. I am that second mouse."

7. "Missy's the poo, so take a big whiff."

8. "Are you mad? I am your daughter."

9. "If you're a bird, I'm a bird."

10. "P p p p please don't do this to me."

current mood: indifferent

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