Twilightsm (twilightsm) wrote in movie_quotes,
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies that you have on DVD. I do this way too often to just do my favorites, so I’ll just do movies I like
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote dialogue from each movie.
3. Post them in your own LJ for everyone to guess, but not before you take a crack at these!
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No Googling/using IMDb search functions



1. Boy: I'll never forget you.
Girl: You won't?
Boy: You're too weird.
guessed by tinklepanties

2. "Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess?" guessed by lieslast4ever

3. "I got the poo on me!" guessed by tinklepanties

4. "There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross a river...
What a dope! He slipped on a rope, now look at 'em shiver! Beg for mercy, rich man!"
guessed by nemesishamartia

5. Ahhh... the sounds of love: su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!

6. Man 1: Excuse the mess, I recently lost Elwood my housekeeper.
Man 2: He quit?
Man 1: No, no, no. I lost him. I think he is in the west wing somewhere. Sometimes at night I think I hear him crying. It's most distressing.
guessed by browneyedmanga

7. Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker! guessed by lieslast4ever

8. So you failed. Alright you really failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. guessed by charliebrown83

9. Guy 1: So knock... knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards.
Guy 2: Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.
guessed by izzygee

10. Guy 1: What the hell happened up there?
Guy 2: You started spouting poetry. "I love you Sorsha! I worship you Sorsha!" You almost got us killed!
Guy 1: "I love you Sorsha?" I don't love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her... Don't I?
guessed by thatfantasy

11. Guy 1: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!
[laughs]
Guy 2: Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.
guessed by dragonflower9

12. Guy 1: Let's see... what else, oh once when I was 10 my Sunday school teacher took me back to his house. He taught me how to french kiss among other things...
Guy 1's Mom: He really took my boy under his wind. Very nice man.
Guy 1: His mother caught us in the basement. She screamed, "I told you not to bring them here." He said, "Don't you'll frighten them away!"
guessed by izzygee

13. I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready! guessed by charliebrown83

14. Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! guessed by izzygee

15. Guy 1: Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket? [toss gun away; it fires] All right, you've heard it. How's this for a deal? I hire you back, pay you twice your original salary, and offer you a vice president position. Would you like my office?
Guy 2: No, I don't like your office.
Guy 1: That's SO YOU!
Guy 2: What's the catch?
Guy 1: The catch... [sniffs] ...is that you need to shower, little man. You are RIPE! Whoo!
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